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"R u there?"What in the hell is this? A door opens...and suddenly I hear something from my computer....
For those of you who don't know any better...this is my sorry attempt at comedy...not reality!"Ev....this is Dad."
"Dad...you're dead."
"Yah, I know. But you are in some deep doo doo, so I thought I'd stop by. I didn't scare you did I?
"Yah, you scared the heck out of me. How would you feel about ghosts visiting you?"
"Listen, you are doing a great job as the Black Sheep of the family and I just want to congratulate you."
"Um, I'm giving it my best Dad."
"Ev, listen, you are never gonna be good enough for your husband. Do you know why?"
"Uh, no...why?"
"How many thinkin awards have you won...are you an you idiot?"
"I thought there might be some rational explanation, but now that I think about it--he is the baby and the only son....gees I am an idiot."
"Do you wait on him hand and foot?"
"Uh, no but I do pray with hands when I want to shoot him. "
"Do you worship him?"
"Uh, no but I went to church once when I thought about killing him."
"Do you keep a perfect house?"
"No, but I do work out."
"Are you a master chef?"
"No, but I am cooking up some ideas from this post."
"Do you bake weekly?"
"No but I have thought about baking his head in the oven once or twice."
"Do you iron his underwear?
"No, but I would like to iron his mouth shut on occasion"
"Do you kiss his butt?"
"No, but I like to look at it."
"Are you a perfect mother?"
"No, but some people call me a mother."
"Enough said Ev."
"Thanks Dad."
Thank You for Being Here. It really means a lot to me that you take time out of your schedule to come by.
Copyright 2007 Ev Nucci
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23 comments:
Post is up. Thanks for thinking of me. I love your conversation with your dad. What a hoot. :)
Sandee, I'm glad you thinks it's hilarious...I do too. Hubby doesn't think it's funny...I don't know why!!!! Hugs and I'm ROTLMAO AS I'M WRITING THIS.... :)
;)
Good stuff. I grew up in a haunted house. We even had "ghostbusters" types come in to the house to attempt to help. :)
Well, it is true -- I am a little nutty. ;) Thanks. And thanks for sharing the conversation with your dad -- it made me smile.
Hi Ev,
There is another 'I'm a little nutty award' for you
http://grottynosh.wordpress.com/2007/12/08/wow-more-awards/
Looks like Jos beat me hahaha
Have a great weekend
Colin
barbara,
that is really cool...
mary p jones, glad you smiled,I was laughing hysterically. Hubby wasn't! I kept telling him this is just comedy writing...not truth!
Colin? Well you are amazing my friend! Thank you, I'm on my way over to check it out!
I am only a little nutty? Awesome!
Does anyone actually iron underwear? If so, I must interview them.
Hi Ev :) That was "Whacky", of course with that said - I LOVE IT!!
haha very funny Ev
and bizarre..
I think it's great that you have such a healthy relationship with your Dad ...even in the afterlife....
I talk to my Dad on a daily basis....but I'm not as nutty as you :P :P
King Fabby, that was a lie, you're VERY NUTTY!
Colin,
Thank you for the award my friend!
mary p jones, so glad you enjoyed my superciliousness!
speedy,
Yes, imagine that...
That was my thoughts too my friend!
Kim,
I am 100% nutty. And I do talk to my mom and dad...and they're BOTH DEAD...I ALSO TALK TO MY FATHER IN LAW...AND HE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!
Ev, more than an attempt at humor. You always crack me up! And I'm so behind with the tagging thing. Seriously! I'm going to have to take several days to catch up! Um...ironed underwear? Nahhhhhh ....
Kellypea,
I'm so glad I crack you up my friend...I crack myself up! LOL!!!!
Kellypea, never worry about being behind...I live behind!!!!
Ha..and I had to spend 73 hours on that damn Phsyc's couch after I swore that Uncle Jessie form the Dukes of Hazzard spoke to me through my computer....I am not alone.....:):)
Now THAT is hilarious. You should "attempt" that more often.
You've been royally tagged by The Queen of Memes. Answer it or go to the dingy dungeon with the rest of the meme dodgers. Just sayin..(bwwwaahhaaaahhhhhaaaaaaa.........)
Best Friends and Walnuts
Robert,
no my friend you are not alone! Are you kidding? I got a whole slew of dead people talking to me! In fact, I thoroughly enjoy their company...sometimes better than the living! LOL ;)
Mimi,
You liked that one? Good....
I had a blast writing it...but hubby didn't have fun reading it. I kept trying to tell him not to think of himself as the subject...just think of it as a comedy sketch.
He wasn't buying it though! LOL ;)
I think he would prefer I just romance him in my writing! Or use self-deprecating humor...he loves that!
*whispering*
I have tagged you too Ev....just an itsy bitsy meme....:=X
I don't want to put you over the edge especially knowing that you have admitted to being 100% nutty ... :)
I really don't know how come I missed this post, but obviously I have until now. Well, December has been the most busy period ever. Phew!
Oh, thanks for this excellent award. I think it must THE award. the one I'm most proud of.
Lovely conversation. I must admit that the part:
"Do you keep a perfect house?"
"No, but I do work out."
is my ultimate favorite. *giggles*
I'd love for that conversation to be real though.... *giggles*
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